Thirteen Random Movie Quotes Floating Through My Head
1. "Give us the gate key"
"I have no gate key"
"Fesik tear his arms off"
"Oh, you mean this gate key"
-The Princess Bride
2. "People don't think I know a butt-load of crap about the gospel, but I doooo."
- Nacho Libre
3. "I'm baking like a toasted-cheeser Benny"
- The Sandlot
4. "If you were thinkin' you wouldn't a thought that"
- The Sandlot
5. "Happy Anniversary Wayne"
"Stacy, are you mental, we broke up""
"Aren't you going to open your present?"
"Ok"
(opens large gift)
"You got me a gun rack?"
"do you like it"
"a gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a gun rack"
"You don't like it?! Fine! If you're not careful Wayne you're going to loose me!"
"I lost you 2 months ago, we broke up, are you mental? get the net!"
-Wayne's World
6. "Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
"A what?"
"A plethora"
"Oh, yes, you have a plethora"
"Do you even know what a plethora is?"
"Why El Guapo?"
"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora."
"Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"
-The Three Amigos!
7. "If only I had a wheelbarrow then we could do something"
-The Princess Bride
8. "it does me good to see you"
-(I can't remember! Dad where is this from?!)
9. "it was like the worst day of my life, gosh!"
-Napoleon Dynamite
10. "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer."
-Ace Ventura
11. "we'll take 3 light beers"
"we don't have beer, just tequila"
"what's tequila?"
"Uh, its like beer"
-The Three Amigos!
12. "I'm like 99.9% parched, can I get a soda?"
-Just like Heaven
13."what are you gonna do, bite me ankles off?"
"its but a flesh wound"
-Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Sorry, totally random, but I couldn't resist. The great part is after reading these more and more just keep coming. My mind is overflowing with random movie quotes. Keeps the day interesting :-)
1. "Give us the gate key"
"I have no gate key"
"Fesik tear his arms off"
"Oh, you mean this gate key"
-The Princess Bride
2. "People don't think I know a butt-load of crap about the gospel, but I doooo."
- Nacho Libre
3. "I'm baking like a toasted-cheeser Benny"
- The Sandlot
4. "If you were thinkin' you wouldn't a thought that"
- The Sandlot
5. "Happy Anniversary Wayne"
"Stacy, are you mental, we broke up""
"Aren't you going to open your present?"
"Ok"
(opens large gift)
"You got me a gun rack?"
"do you like it"
"a gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a gun rack"
"You don't like it?! Fine! If you're not careful Wayne you're going to loose me!"
"I lost you 2 months ago, we broke up, are you mental? get the net!"
-Wayne's World
6. "Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
"A what?"
"A plethora"
"Oh, yes, you have a plethora"
"Do you even know what a plethora is?"
"Why El Guapo?"
"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora."
"Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"
-The Three Amigos!
7. "If only I had a wheelbarrow then we could do something"
-The Princess Bride
8. "it does me good to see you"
-(I can't remember! Dad where is this from?!)
9. "it was like the worst day of my life, gosh!"
-Napoleon Dynamite
10. "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer."
-Ace Ventura
11. "we'll take 3 light beers"
"we don't have beer, just tequila"
"what's tequila?"
"Uh, its like beer"
-The Three Amigos!
12. "I'm like 99.9% parched, can I get a soda?"
-Just like Heaven
13."what are you gonna do, bite me ankles off?"
"its but a flesh wound"
-Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Sorry, totally random, but I couldn't resist. The great part is after reading these more and more just keep coming. My mind is overflowing with random movie quotes. Keeps the day interesting :-)
3 comments:
Um, it's the Scarlet Pimpernel...Duh! Doesn't that remind you of the Jones'? Anyways...
Ah Dani...Movie quotes! After all the chaos of the last week...many of these same quotes have been running through my mind as well. Gotta love our movies!!!
Yep,this is a great post! I would like to respectfully add the following:
"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"I caught you a delicious bass" - Napoleon Dynamite
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" - Princess Bride
(I'm not just any random weirdo. I'm Dani Shulke's cousin! It was a joy checking out your blog. Sigh, I'm going to have the "Inigo Montoya" monologue stuck in my head all day...)
okay, okay...I've been corrected! It's the Patriot! I thought for sure it was the Scarlet Pimpernel until mom (yeah...mom of all people) set me straight!
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